The Beauty: Our Cayman-born WAG is one classy babe. Ms. Ebanks has not only worked for high-end fashion brands like Neiman Marcus and Ralph Lauren, but she’s also appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Vogue, and of course is well known as a Victoria’s Secret angel. Even more impressive, Selita has dated several famous men including Phillies slugger Ryan Howard, rapper Kayne West, and she’s engaged to Nick Canon.
The Beast: Before she became engaged to Mariah Carrey’s ex, the Victoria’s Secret angel dated former Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora. Osi is the owner of two Super Bowl rings along with two Pro Bowl selections. He’s also one of only three British-born men in NFL history to hoist the Lombardi trophy. Many fans of the game don’t know, but Osi was actually born in London, grew up in Nigeria, and played high school football in Alabama. After not playing in the league last season, Osi will likely retire this offseason.
The Bard: Selita is one gorgeous Island girl. Although this couple’s once prominent relationship fizzled, the two British-colony-born celebs deserve a royal poem.
I have to get something off of my chest,
Those “Island Girls” are clearly the best.
And there’s no debate that Selita can strike a pose,
Even though she dated Kanye (that guy blows).
Despite this blunder she’s still worth a shag,
Because she’s one of the finest ladies to ever grace the cover of a fashion mag.