FanTav’s Weekend WAG: Heather Kozar

Heather_KozarThe Beauty: Ms. Kozar is proof that something radiant can come from the land of Cleveland, Ohio.  She also once held a title as coveted as the Lombardi Trophy (in the world of skin mags).  She was the 1999 Playmate of the Year  and the 2002 St. Paulie’s girl. She’s also been featured as one of “Barker’s Beauties” on the Price is Right.  That’s some serious “hot chick” credentials right there in the world of modeling.

The Beast: Ms. Kozar undeniably enjoyed a long, successful career as a model.  Her hubby, on the other hand, cannot say the same for his football career.  Heather is married to former first overall pick, Tim Couch.  Couch is of course considered one of the worst draft picks in NFL history by the Cleveland Browns.  After reviewing his Wikipedia page, the good news is that apparently his favorite adult beverage is Schlitz Malt Liquor.  So he shouldn’t have to worry about running out of signing bonus funds anytime soon.

The Bard:  Heather is an awe-inspiring and award-winning sexpot. She deserves a poem fitting of Chaucer’s The Knights Tale

Did you know that at the Mansion (a long time ago) there was a fight?

Between Cade McNown and Tim Couch for this beauty of the Price is Right.

Mel Kiper, draft scouts, and America would prefer to forget

Considering both prospects of Ms. Kozar’s affection played football like shit.

At the end of the malay, Couch was the victor,

So he took her back to Kentucky and dicked n’ hitched her. 

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