The Beauty: What is it about WAGS (aka Wives And GirlfriendS of football stars) that captures the fancy of the public and the media. Is it their bountiful beauty? Is it their fabulous fame? Is it their ridiculous wealth? In short, yes, yes, and yes. WAGs are the women on the arms of modern society’s gladiators, and every weekend I will be introducing you to some of the hottest ones on the planet. This is one FanTav segment you will not want to miss. Trust me.
The Beast: Now, every week the “Beasts” mentioned in this section will be the player the lady has snagged and shagged. Or should I say player(s)! These girls collect football stars like little girls hoard My Little Ponies.
The Bard: I also end each Ode to a WAG with a short piece of poetry, for example:
When men learned a series about WAGs was to be written by the Commish,
They tuned in often wanting to hear the dish.
They also wanted to “read the articles” in order to learn about each player’s WAG.
Ah, who am I kidding, they were just surfing for pics of girls they could never shag.
Each weekend, I will show you such pics of the world’s sexiest girls,
So come back to FanTav and bear witness as our series on wonderful WAGs unfurls.