The Beauty: Among our most scandalous WAGs is this pornographic actress, Bibi Jones. When she was nineteen, the Oklahoma City native signed with Digital Playground which is one of the largest porn studios in the USA. Ms. Jones is also a three sport WAG star that’s dated stars from the MLB, the NHL, and one very famous NFL player. So she knows a lot about balls, hard pucks, and penetration….of an offensive line of course. She also holds the honorable 2011 title of “Most Searched Babe” on Freeones.com meaning that she inspired many a sultry fantasy over the interwebs.
The Beast: There is only one man epic enough to tame the heart of our fantasy girl. That is none other thee fantasy star and thee KING of YOLO aka thee touchdown monster, Rob Gronkowski. Gronk is of course the star tight end for the New England Patriots and easily the biggest bro in the NFL. When he’s not scoring TDs on the field, he’s having fans pour beer into his mouth at Super Bowl parades, fist pumping on the dance floor, hanging out at a Vegas pool rave, or posing shirtless with a porn star sporting just his jersey. Well done, Gronk. Well done.
The Bard: Bibi is one of the naughtiest girls that FanTav has ever covered. She deserves a poem that is equally sexy.
Posing half-naked with porn stars will certainly upset your boss, Mr. Kraft.
But would you not want to see this beauty bouncing on your shaft?
Yes, Gronk is now labeled as a “Bad Boy” or “Porn Star Driller”,
It’s better than being known like Mr. Hernandez as “Oden’s Killer”.
Bibi may be the gal you don’t introduce to Ma at lunch,
But she’s certainly worthy of some love and a Gronkey punch.